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A New Business
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A new business was opening, and one of the owner's
friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when
the owner read the card with the flowers, it said,
"Rest in Peace."

The owner was a little peeved, and he called the florist
to complain.

After he had told the florist about the obvious
mistake, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really
sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting
angry, you should imagine this:

Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
and they have flowers with a note saying,
"Congratulations on your new location."
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